
Date of issue: 18.02.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Dave and Mary |
Dave and Mary quite contrary live in a council block |
High in the sky, they wonder why |
They have to strengthen their front door lock |
They’re living on dreams and custard creams |
And laying awake at night |
Living in fear like all the old dears |
Something just ain’t right |
Though he looks quite old, he’s only twenty three |
He’s the father of a boy and a girl you see |
He scrimps and saves on his pittance of pay |
Just to keep his old woman at bay |
Dave and Mary, Dave and Mary Jones |
Dave and Mary, Dave and Mary Jones |
Well, the world’s full of Dave and Marys |
But what have they done wrong? |
They tried too hard, they’ve been mentally scarred |
They’re singing the same old song |
The story of Dave and Mary is a typical tragedy |
The only things they’ve got left in life |
Are the kids and an old Capri |
She looks a mess in her tatty old dress |
She never wears make-up, she couldn’t care less |
The baby was born on the day she left school |
She doesn’t believe in nothing at all |
Dave and Mary, Dave and Mary Jones |
Dave and Mary, Dave and Mary Jones |
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Broken Heart | 2000 |
Fool | 2000 |
Locked Away | 2000 |
Last Song On The Jukebox | 2000 |
Smokin' On Sundays | 2000 |
Happy Holiday | 2000 |
W.L.N. | 2000 |
Translation | 2010 |
Happy to Be Here | 2010 |
Manual Override | 2010 |
D'yer Maker | 2000 |
Captain Chaos | 2000 |
David Jones | 2010 |