Lyrics Captain Chaos - The Hotknives

Captain Chaos

I woke up in the sink again
I can’t recall a thing since ten
My legs have turned to heavy lead
A constant buzz inside my head
There are some things I can’t recall
No clothes on in a shopping mall?
I found some strange stains on my shirt
I hope it’s good and honest dirt!
Captain chaos strikes again
A drink or three I’m fine but then
I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
Someone starts a drinking race
The coat-stand hits me in the face
I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more
A song sung in between the key
That Karaoke king was me
I hope I didn’t say out loud
The things my mind had disallowed
The bouncer had an attitude
Or was I loud and really rude?
I really must sort out my head
Oh God there’s someone in my bed!
Captain chaos strikes again
A drink or three I’m fine but then
I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
Someone starts a drinking race
The coat-stand hits me in the face
I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more
The instant guilt, the cold remorse
The same again next week of course
A tiny line to make you fast
The future caught up with your past
It’s Friday night we’re going out
We’ll drink too much again, no doubt
I can’t recall a thing since ten
I woke up in the sink again
Captain chaos strikes again
A drink or three I’m fine but then
I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
Someone starts a drinking race
The coat-stand hits me in the face
I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more
Captain chaos strikes again
A drink or three I’m fine but then
I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
Someone starts a drinking race
The coat-stand hits me in the face
I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more