| I woke up in the sink again
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| I can’t recall a thing since ten
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| My legs have turned to heavy lead
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| A constant buzz inside my head
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| There are some things I can’t recall
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| No clothes on in a shopping mall?
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| I found some strange stains on my shirt
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| I hope it’s good and honest dirt!
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| Captain chaos strikes again
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| A drink or three I’m fine but then
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| I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
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| Someone starts a drinking race
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| The coat-stand hits me in the face
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| I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more
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| A song sung in between the key
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| That Karaoke king was me
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| I hope I didn’t say out loud
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| The things my mind had disallowed
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| The bouncer had an attitude
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| Or was I loud and really rude?
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| I really must sort out my head
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| Oh God there’s someone in my bed!
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| Captain chaos strikes again
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| A drink or three I’m fine but then
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| I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
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| Someone starts a drinking race
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| The coat-stand hits me in the face
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| I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more
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| The instant guilt, the cold remorse
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| The same again next week of course
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| A tiny line to make you fast
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| The future caught up with your past
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| It’s Friday night we’re going out
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| We’ll drink too much again, no doubt
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| I can’t recall a thing since ten
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| I woke up in the sink again
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| Captain chaos strikes again
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| A drink or three I’m fine but then
|
| I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
|
| Someone starts a drinking race
|
| The coat-stand hits me in the face
|
| I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more
|
| Captain chaos strikes again
|
| A drink or three I’m fine but then
|
| I’m talking to the coat-stand by the door
|
| Someone starts a drinking race
|
| The coat-stand hits me in the face
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| I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more |