
Date of issue: 30.11.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
A Christmas Duel |
I bought no gifts this year |
and I slept with your sister |
I know I should have thought twice |
Before I kissed her |
But with the year we had last |
And the dress that she wore |
I just went along for the ride |
And I came back for more |
And I’m sorry baby… |
That’s all ok honey cause see… |
I bought no tree this year |
And I slept with your brother |
I wrecked your Daddy’s car |
And went down on your Mother. |
I set your record collection on fire |
And said I never knew |
Felt kind of bad about that |
And I know you did too |
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me |
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree |
Cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad |
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad |
And spend this Christmas together |
I married you last year |
Bet you thought I was sober, right? |
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake |
This could all have been over |
Ah honey please don’t |
Excuse your behaviour |
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will |
It’s now all in my favour |
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me |
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree |
Cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad |
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad |
And spend this Christmas together |
Holding on without any reason |
Cause something’s strong this holiday season |
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me |
And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree |
Cause the snow keeps on fallin' even though we were bad |
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad |
And spend this Christmas together |
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