| Arrived by train in the south of France
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| Booked to play a gig at a rock’n’roll dance
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| The French Dolly Parton in a stretch limousine
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| Came to pick us up at the station of Nimes
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| So it’s a hey hey — watch your step now
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| Hey hey — beware how you tread
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| Hey hey — don’t you know
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| It’s the night, the night of the living ted
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| Those fine French ladies were a wonderful sight
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| We brought the house down that night
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| It was teddy boy flick knife rock’n’roll
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| Straight outta Wales out on parole
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| So it’s a hey hey — watch your step now
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| Hey hey — beware how you tread
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| Hey hey — don’t you know
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| It’s the night, the night of the living ted
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| From the planet of the drapes they rose from the graves
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| Beer throwing hell raising out for a rave
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| They drug down Cavan and left him for dead
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| On that night, the night of the living ted
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| So it’s a hey hey — watch your step now
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| Hey hey — beware how you tread
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| Hey hey — don’t you know
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| It’s the night, the night of the living ted |