Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hands On Experience, artist - The High & MightyDate of issue: 03.06.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Hands On Experience |
| Girls, girls, girls, girls |
| My right hand I adore |
| Spankin on my sheets till I cant cum no more |
| Im on a five-a-day plan, then Im switchin hands |
| Not really carin where my sticky white lands |
| Im half-asleep, you calm me captain kleenex |
| Cuz I be cummin on quilts until my dick wilts |
| Then Im in the shower, jergens and vaseline-a |
| Right named palmer, left hand wristina |
| Like the artifacts, I come on wit the cum on Might jerkin work, lookin up too many skirts |
| I nut on puffs after I huff the dutch |
| The ten pack pocket tissue comes in the clutch |
| So put on the kristy-kenya video |
| Thats four nuts a day, and one more to go Check check check check |
| Dear sir, |
| I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years now |
| But up until today I havent had an experience as really worthy of this column |
| The solo jux avidly have to repeat |
| I felt weak, felt like we were havin sex for a week |
| I wanna spark the bottle, wack it but I dont have a sheet |
| So inevitably I pull out of the pocket |
| Just for an example that Im huggin up a plug wit no socket |
| Now how soundly she slept while I fume |
| Vexed about the fact I couldnt nut off |
| Pent up, balls blue, painful |
| I know that when woke shes disdainful |
| Time to come up wit plan d for desparation |
| Pulled out the love monkey and shot off to the titties location |
| At least in that direction |
| Upon further inspection, she awoke splashed in the head section |
| Shook by the goblety goods |
| «think-i-think I gotta» *cut and scratched* |
| «just beat it""jerkin your jimmy but you still cant come off» |
| «i thought I had it in the palm of my hand» |
| «just give me the pussy and Ill be straight |
| If you dont, fuck it Ill masturbate» |
| *rapping in kiddy voice* |
| All day I like to stroke it, then I poke it And be like ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, are you alive little man |
| Got hands on experience cuz I jerk alot |
| Exotic hand creams thats what I got |
| And a porno collection about the size of jada sulton |
| When I purchase movies, its usually out in fulton |
| Then I take it home and spank it, and wipe it with a napkin |
| Yo I love to jerk like? |
| love to hack |
| And maybe its a must like a kitty cats purr |
| Ive been known to fuck my girl than jerk off next to her |
| Keep it real, yo yo bob stop stop jerkin and come do your lyrics |
| I go solo wit my hand so you can call me han solo |
| Slap my skins, so they call me bobby bongos |
| Auto-matic, just for my peepee |
| Hit a vital nerve, lick her tits, curve |
| Jergens dry, no lotion for my hand motion |
| Dont cry, dry your eye |
| Heres a towel, my hands move like constipated bowels |
| I shoot extra far if a girl talks foul |
| Choke my chicken, slap my wanker |
| A girl lets me watch her with her tits out while Im spankin |
| Then Ill thank her, ah check it out |
| Im harder than the hardest artist hard can get |
| Kbl in the place, workin a sweat |
| Doin beats strokin off until the twinkie gush |
| Until they amputate my hands I wont sweat the puss |
| Unless she wants to, then Ill worry about gettin, the monster |
| So Id rather avoid the unwanted pregnancy |
| The headaches of an emotional attachment |
| I live my own fantasy world where anything goes |
| Besides the longer I go without sex |
| The closer bobbin my boloney comes to feelin like the real thing |
| Think twice about walkin barefoot on my bedroom floor |
| Yo mi, hit me up wit a magazine |
| Im goin to bed man, Im out |