| If funny looks don’t get you down
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| You could get on in this town
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| The drivers crawl along the curb
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| The thought of walking’s quite absurd
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| The dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
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| Checking in and checking out
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| Why be shy when you can kick the can and shout?
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| The living church must move along
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| The Carmelites could use a song
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| A blessing Father if you please
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| Help the hopeless in their need
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| They don’t need this kind of sleaze
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| Checking in and checking out
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| Why be shy when you can kick the can and shout?
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| Here’s a man whose run the marathon
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| Sad and lonely now it’s been and gone
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| Let me check upon my family
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| I wonder, do they still remember me
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| I’m on the run, on the fun run
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| Gifted artists need respect
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| True collectors must collect
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| There behind those rusty gates
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| Dodgy sculptured license plates
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| The gifted sit around and wait
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| Checking in and checking out
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| Why be shy when you can kick the can and shout? |