| Alright, let’s get this party started right and let your brain rest
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| As we just press play and play the court jesters
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| The stress…(uh), gets to all of us at some point
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| Until the DJ got you falling for a dumb joint
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| Dance halls held at gunpoint, with songs that explode and oversexed boys
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| Get the next toys and learning tools by no means, dudes
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| Brain dead, tone deaf, so fresh, so clean
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| Would now be a good time to say «throw your hands up»?
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| «Nah, bro, just kick the next stanza!»
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| Don’t get me wrong, I love it when you answer
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| But would you say «ho!», if I said «Pauline Hanson»?
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| Live from the Elefant mansion, imagine
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| This life so handsome, holding the Libs for ransom
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| We’d arrive at every gig in a chariot
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| And Rok Postya’d have a bass amp with a trolley to carry it
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| Now, if you’re sick and tired of the news reports
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| And your modern-day life is a blues of sorts
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| Put your head in the sand with your Walkman on
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| Put this goddamn song on and hum along… it goes
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| «La, la la la la», we can’t hear you!
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| «La la, la la», we can’t hear you!
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| «La, la la la la», we can’t hear you!
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| «La, la la la»
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| He got up on his high horse, and jumped on a dumb song
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| Never been in it for money, but keeps getting the punts wrong
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| He’s offering his lyrics, but nowhere they come from
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| His name is Junk John, alias is a month long
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| Dumb it down deliberately, then renegotiate the fee
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| Hopes his opiates will open up a market overseas
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| But sober beats, irregular show proceeds (fuck that)
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| He took his bag to only eight ads in a row and unpacked
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| Eagerly awaited groupies up in his nut sack
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| Smoke a lot of weed, but when he’s platinum, he’ll cut back
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| Public liability ain’t covering that though
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| Nor his rag flow, we think he a modern day Banjo
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| Battla Patterson, with a pad and a pen
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| It don’t matter, as long as it rhymes, he’ll be back back it again
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| He’d rather have it on them, but sadly, it’s not my scene
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| The underground struggled up, for real, where’s my limousine?
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| («Serious uncool, man
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| Where’s my limo, dude?
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| We gotta go to Crackhead FM and do a spot with Kyle and Scrappy Dog!
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| Scrappy Dog? |
| Oh, he phoned mate»)
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| Yeah, that’s right, close your eyes, swing your hips
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| And fling yourself around with this song on your lips
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| Let your guard slip, drink, we all need balance
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| And check out, we rock a party with a stick and a carrot
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| And while you barrack for our Peter Garrett stances
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| And out of habit parrot all the proper answers
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| Indignant standards, chantin', signifying what’s wrong
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| And then The Herd turn your concerns into a three minute pop song
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| So join us on a voyage, our immodest peripatetical
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| This dude’ll take your blues on a mental sabbatical
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| Fanantics, jump aboard and appropriate it as an anthem
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| Or just nod your head and smile, try to pick up while you’re dancin'
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| And chances they’ll brand us naysayers
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| But if we add a catchy chorus, radio might still play us
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| Maybe pose for alley photos with scowling hoodlums
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| Or bootleg my sex tape with Delta Goodrem
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| «(la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, you serious?)» |