Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Salesman, artist - The Happy Family. Album song The Man On Your Street, in the genre
Date of issue: 31.10.1982
Record label: 4AD
Song language: English
The Salesman |
A salesman’s life is a tale of woe |
He’s despised in every place |
The rain seeps through his overcoat |
And the door’s slammed in his face |
A salesman needs the faith of saints |
His position’s much the same |
He’s crucified by overheads |
With no underdogs to blame |
Here I have detergent |
These boxes are my life |
I flog them round from town to town |
To feed my son and wife |
Buy this fine detergent |
How much do you require |
It cleans away impurities |
And stills the fleshly fires |
I kiss my wife in the morning light |
As I lift the beetle boot |
Stack my boxes row on row |
Then I hit the Danube route |
Augsburg’s full of scallywags |
Trying on the ancient line |
Saying a salesman called just yesterday |
And his face looked just like mine |
Here I have detergent |
These boxes are my life |
I flog them round from town to town |
To feed my son and wife |
Buy this fine detergent |
It s everything you need |
It’s friendship for the lonely ones |
For the godless it’s a creed |
A handsome young evangelist |
Had sacred words to speak |
He thought God’s will appealed to me |
I was studying his technique |
He warned me of the enemy |
With a twinkle in his eye |
Then I see to my eternal shame |
My rival in disguise |
Here I have detergent |
These boxes are my life |
I flog them round from town to town |
To feed my son and wife |
Buy this fine detergent |
Biologically prepared |
To cleanse the crime from criminals |
The answer to our prayers |
A self-made man’s a can of worms |
His soul’s a blood-stained sheet |
But he struggles to redeem himself |
As he sells from street to street |
Members of the jury |
I’ve just one thing left to add |
The low is by its nature good |
But a salesman must be bad |
Here I hove detergent |
These boxes are my life |
I flog them round from town to town |
To feed my son and wife |
Buy this fine detergent |
Salvation comes to those |
Who cleanse their souls as white as white |
In the washtub with their clothes |
Here I have detergent |
It’ll be the death of me |
Then I’ll flog these boxes |
Round the length and breadth of eternity |
Me and my detergent |
We’re insured for all we’re worth |
And while we’re cleaned out in purgatory |
They’ll be filthy rich on earth |