| Oh, no. |
| Won’t pretend I didn’t see
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| You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
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| Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen
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| The sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine
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| The latest trend has hit its peak
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| They say that geek’s becomin' chic
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| So now you’re out of style as you can be
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| And I’m in Vogue, so you can bite me
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| To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| Try and cop my style but I’m the real thing
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| While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
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| Never earned your part of nerd society
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| My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
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| Watched my Next Gen every night
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| Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
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| Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
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| I literally can’t see my hand in front of my face
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| To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool
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| And I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| Role reversal must be a total drag
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| But there’s no point, no point for me to humblebrag
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| I appreciate you for being cruel
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| I’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
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| Got my in-jokes you won’t get
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| Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
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| So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
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| You can Evite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come
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| Got my comics
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| Got my games
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| All the things you thought were lame
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| Got my cosplay
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| Fanfic too
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| Got you pegged
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| STFU
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| To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
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| Now I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool
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| And I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s cool
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| I’m the one that’s Cool
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| I’m the one that’s Cool
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| I’m the one that’s Cool
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| I’m the one that’s Cool |