Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I'm the One That's Cool , by - The Guild. Release date: 27.04.2012
Song language: English
I'm the One That's Cool |
| Oh, no. |
| Won’t pretend I didn’t see |
| You roll your eyes at my gaming tee |
| Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen |
| The sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine |
| The latest trend has hit its peak |
| They say that geek’s becomin' chic |
| So now you’re out of style as you can be |
| And I’m in Vogue, so you can bite me |
| To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| Try and cop my style but I’m the real thing |
| While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering |
| Never earned your part of nerd society |
| My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree |
| Watched my Next Gen every night |
| Wore a headgear to fix my overbite |
| Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me |
| I literally can’t see my hand in front of my face |
| To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool |
| And I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| Role reversal must be a total drag |
| But there’s no point, no point for me to humblebrag |
| I appreciate you for being cruel |
| I’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel |
| Got my in-jokes you won’t get |
| Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat |
| So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb |
| You can Evite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come |
| Got my comics |
| Got my games |
| All the things you thought were lame |
| Got my cosplay |
| Fanfic too |
| Got you pegged |
| STFU |
| To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool |
| Now I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool |
| And I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s cool |
| I’m the one that’s Cool |
| I’m the one that’s Cool |
| I’m the one that’s Cool |
| I’m the one that’s Cool |