| PIERRE: There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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| And Andrey isn’t here
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| There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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| And Andrey isn’t here
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| ALL: There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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| And Andrey isn’t here
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| There’s a war going on out there somewhere
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| And Andrey isn’t here
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| This is all in your program
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| You are at the opera
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| You’re gonna have to study up a little bit
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| If you wanna keep with the plot
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| 'Cuz it’s a complicated Russian novel
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| Everyone’s got nine different names
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| So look it up in your program
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| We appreciate it, thanks a lot
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| Dada da da da da da da daaa
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| Natasha!
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| NATASHA: Natasha is young
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| She loves Andrey with all her heart
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| ALL: She loves Andrey with all her heart
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| Natasha is young
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| And Andrey isn’t here
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| SONYA: Sonya is good
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| Natasha’s cousin and closest friend
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| ALL: Natasha’s cousin and closest friend
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| Sonya is good
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| Natasha is young
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| And Andrey isn’t here!
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| MARYA: Marya is old-school
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| A grand dame of Moscow
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| Natasha’s godmother, strict yet kind
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| ALL: Natasha’s godmother, strict yet kind
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| Marya is old-school
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| Sonya is good
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| Natasha is young
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| And Andrey isn’t here!
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| This is all in your program
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| You are at the opera
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| You’re gonna have to study up a little bit
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| If you want to keep with the plot
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| 'Cuz it’s a complicated Russian novel
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| Everyone’s got nine different names
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| So look it up in your program
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| We appreciate it, thanks a lot
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| Da da da da da da da da daaa
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| Anatole!
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| ANATOLE: Anatole is hot!
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| He spends his money on women and wine
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| ALL: He spends his money on women and wine
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| Anatole is hot
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| Marya is old-school
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| Sonya is good
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| Natasha is young
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| And Andrey isn’t here!
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| HÉLÈNE: Hélène is a slut
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| Anatole’s sister, married to Pierre
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| ALL: Anatole’s sister, married to Pierre
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| Hélène is a slut
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| Anatole is hot
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| Marya is old-school
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| Sonya is good
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| Natasha is young
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| And Andrey isn’t here
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| DOLOKHOV: Dolokhov is fierce, but not too important
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| Anatole’s friend, a crazy good shot
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| ALL: Anatole’s friend, a crazy good shot
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| Dolokhov is fierce
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| Hélène is a slut
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| Anatole is hot
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| Marya is old-school
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| Sonya is good
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| Natasha is young
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| And Andrey isn’t here!
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| Chandeliers and caviar, the war can’t touch us here!
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| Minor characters!
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| BOLKONSKY: Old Prince Bolkonsky is crazy
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| MARY: And Mary is plain
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| MARY and BOLKONSKY: Andrey’s family, totally messed up
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| BALAGA: And Balaga’s just for fun!
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| ALL: Balaga’s just for fun!
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| Balaga’s fun
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| Bolkonsky is crazy
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| Mary is plain
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| Dolokhov is fierce
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| Hélène is a slut
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| Anatole is hot
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| Marya is old-school
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| Sonya is good
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| Natasha is young
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| And Andrey isn’t here!
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| What about Pierre?
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| Dear bewildered and awkward Pierre
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| What about Pierre?
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| Rich, unhappily married Pierre
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| What about Pierre?
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| What about Pierre?
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| What about Pierre? |