Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Father Christmas, Do Not Touch Me, artist - The GoodiesDate of issue: 10.04.2000
Song language: English
Father Christmas, Do Not Touch Me |
| At twelve o’clock on Christmas Eve, she tiptoed up the stairs |
| She stood beneath the mistletoe and combed her silken hair |
| Then Santa Claus slipped down the flue and caught her unawares |
| And this is what she said, Ohhhhhhhh |
| Father Christmas do not touch me, Father Christmas do not touch me |
| Father Christmas do not touch me, as she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| «Oh my name is Father Christmas» he informed her as he met her |
| She said «Good grief, it’s seven years since I sent you a letter!» |
| He said «I can’t stand little girls, BIGGER ONES ARE BETTER!!» |
| And this is what she said, Ohhhhhhhh |
| Father Christmas do not touch me, Father Christmas do not touch me |
| Father Christmas do not touch me, as she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| Father Christmas do not touch …, Father Christmas do not touch … |
| Father Christmas do not touch …, as she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| Father Christmas do not …, Father Christmas do not … |
| Father Christmas do not …, as she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| Father Christmas do …, Father Christmas do … |
| Father Christmas do …, as she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| Father Christmas …, Father Christmas …, Father Christmas!!! |
| As she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| Father …, Father …, FATHER!!! |
| As she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| Faaa …, Faaa …, FAAA !!! |
| As she stood beneath the mistletoe |
| He’s a most immoral Santa, he’s a most immoral Santa, |
| He’s a most immoral Santa, as she stood beneath the mistletoe |