| Uncle chucky
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| Will you read us a bedtime story please huh please
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| Alright
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| You kids get to bed ill get the story book
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| Heeeeereeeee weeee go
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| Slam the Impala door and want do ya see
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| Some niggas hangin on the fence lookin at me
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| I had phat red laces in my Addidas
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| Big chain around my neck like Mar-di Gras
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| So I stepped up to them, «Is there a problem here?»
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| One nigga lifts his shirt then yells out «yeah»
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| So I turned around quickly and jumped in my car
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| I was about to hit the switch then I thought like «nahh»
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| So I reached under my seat, and I grabbed my shit
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| It was a chrome four-five with the kung-fu grip
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| Stuffed it inside my dickies as I jumped out the car
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| Kept my hand on the trigger as I walked to the store
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| One nigga walks in, then here comes two
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| «What did you do?»
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| >«I shot»
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| >«Are you crazy fool?»
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| One nigga hit the ground then the other two scrammed
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| Now the cops are outside
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| Well I’ll be damned
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| It was 7:15 on my rolex watch
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| And I can’t do the time that my Rolex got
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| And like the hands on the clock, I went this way, thatta way
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| Ran around the corner, and that’s when I threw my gat away
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| And Impala passes, its my homeboy Clyde
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| He gave me the hand signal, so I jumped in his ride
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| It was a clean six fo, orignal inside
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| With no key in the ignition
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| >«Where'd you get this Clyde?»
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| Nevermind, I’m out, it’s a stolen whip
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| And I’m already runnin from the cops and shit
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| So I hopped out the car like the dukes of hazard
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| Then Clyde yells out, «you stupid bastard!»
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| So I’m runnin though traffic and I almost get hit
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| I lost one of my shoes, its my airforce, shit
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| I’m haulin down the street with one shoe on
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| Walked straight into some niggas with all blue on
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| I only ran 30 blocks, how I end up in Long Beach
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| Cause in California the gangs in arms reach
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| He seen my red strings so he punched and caught me
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| So I knocked his ass out and took his boy out his Barklys
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| I ain’t seen these since '92
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| I’m feelin like a «Bad Boy"without the shiny suit
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| Hear the cops come, shit, so I dash behind a Honda
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| Look who’s here, my baby momma’s friend Ronda
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| In the car kissin on this dope deala Chris
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| Little did he know he was suckin my dick
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| I start bangin on the window, I don’t mean to disturb
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| But chris can you drop me off downtown, on third
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| He said sure, waddup game hop in
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| He was bangin slick rick then I got an idea
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| Before we get to third drop me off right here
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| So I can walk inside the mall and cop some new gear
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| As I walked into the store they could see I was in a rush
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| So they bought me some jeans, a t shirt and fresh chucks
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| Walked out the store, looked left, oh no
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| Ran back in the store, here comes the 5−0
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| So I ran real quick, made a move to the back
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| And knocked a cute bitch into a polo rack
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| «sorry», jumped over her and fled to the back door
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| Then I kicked the shit open, you won’t believe who I saw
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| Its chris in handcuffs, pointin at me
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| And the cops made him chase me before they let Chris free
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| One cop tried to grab me, and the other one missed
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| I got away with more time, and they both got pissed
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| Ran straight out the mall, spotted this blue coupe
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| 'dogg pound' on the plates, that’s gotta be snoop
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| So I ran up the car and said yo snoop
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| The cops got me on the run, «need a ride nephew?»
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| Hell yeah big Snoop, little homie hop in
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| He dropped me off in compton, that’s when my story ends
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| Now this ain’t funny so don’t you dare laugh
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| This another story about the wrong path
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| I had a big day, so I reclined my seat
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| It was a 20 minute ride to the C.P.T
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| Walked straight up to the house, pulled out my key
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| Opened the door, Its my girl playin Biz Markie,
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| «Oh you, you got what I neeeeeeeeeed» |