Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If I Was Gay, artist - The Friendly Indians. Date of issue: 11.03.2009
Song language: English
If I Was Gay |
| Well I think that I would start the day |
| By ironing my clothes |
| Take the tweezers from the bathroom |
| Pull the hairs out of my nose |
| Throw out all my old sweatshirts |
| Buy a brand new paisley vest |
| Then carefully I’d match my socks |
| To my accoutrements |
| I’d pay to see a Barbara Streisand play |
| And I’d think of lots of funny things to say |
| And these are all the things I’d do today |
| If I was gay |
| If I was gay |
| I’d call my girlfriend up |
| And tell her I had some bad news |
| I’d join the Scientologists |
| So I could meet Tom Cruise |
| I’d promptly throw my Playboy magazines |
| Into the trash |
| Stand naked in the mirror |
| And I’d stare at my own ass |
| Andrew Lloyd Webber would make me cry |
| And I’d watch a lot of Magnum P.I. |
| And maybe I would even kiss a guy |
| If I was gay |
| If I was gay |
| My speech patholgist wouldn’t understand |
| Erasure would be my favorite band |
| And life, it wouldn’t be so bland |
| Don’tcha think |
| If I was gay |
| If I was gay |
| If I was |
| If I was gay |