| There was a gentleman from way up north
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| And Kije was his name
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| And he got strange answers from a magic board
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| 'Cause Ouija was his game
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| Kije’s Ouija
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| Kije’s Ouija board
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| Kije’s Ouija
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| Gee, we should’ve believed
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| Believed before
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| I took my favorite lover way up north
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| We packed our boots and skis
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| And we found as a lodging Kije’s magic house
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| There he sat with a board upon his knees
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| Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
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| Kije’s Ouija board
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| Kije’s Ouija
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| Gee, we should’ve believed
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| Believed before
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| Then he asked us would we like to sit and learn about magic
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| The Ouija board will set you straight on all that’s happy or tragic
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| We sat right down to scrutinize the weird old indicator
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| Neither did we understand or believe it, 'til later
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| Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
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| Kije’s Ouija board
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| Kije’s Ouija
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| Gee, we should’ve believed
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| Believed before
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| It told us that some wise old angel
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| Had prepared for us a special treat
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| That everyone who kicked a little dog
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| Would surely lose his feet
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| And everyone who shook his fist in anger
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| Soon would be shaking in bed
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| And every single time a curse was said
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| Someone’s tongue would surely drop from his head
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| Now, many more like this the angel will send
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| But you could do yourself much worse
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| Just push a couple buttons, let your favorite bombs
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| Completely over, over the earth
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| Now the angel’s curse has come and gone, but everyone knew that
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| We didn’t need a Ouija board to give us any clue that
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| The way we lived was far from right, the first curse came to reckon
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| No one dares to go and ask old Kije 'bout the second
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| Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
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| Kije’s Ouija board
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| Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
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| Kije’s Ouija board
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| Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
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| Kije’s Ouija board
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| Kije’s Ouija (Kije's Ouija)
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| Kije’s Ouija board |