| First we have The Fleetwoods
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| A very successful group
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| Let’s send them to Alaska
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| To entertain our troops
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| When they start in a-singin'
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| And putting on their show
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| The temperature around them will be 45 below
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| Wo-wo-wo-wo
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| I’m Mr. Blue
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| When I say I’m freezing
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| Just turn around, head for the warmth of town
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| I’m freezing through and through
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| Call me Mr. Blue
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| Next the Hollywood Argyles
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| A mighty nice group of kids
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| We’d like to send them packing
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| On a downhill pair of skids
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| There’s a group that we know of
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| That’s a-awful hip
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| Alley Oop-Oop, Oop, Oop-oop
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| We kinda like to send them on a little trip
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| Alley Oop-Oop, Oop, Oop-oop
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| A-Where they oughta go, we cannot tell
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| Alley Oop-Oop, Oop, Oop-oop
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| But it’s awful hot, and it rhymes with swell
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| California?
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| And while they’re down there working
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| They won’t be all alone
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| They’ll run into another group that’s even hot back home
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| They asked me how I knew
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| Our career was through
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| Oh-oh
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| I of course replied
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| Something here inside
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| Cannot be denied
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| Do do do, do do do, do do do wah
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| Smoke gets in your
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| Eyes
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| Next we have the Four Freshmen
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| Of course they’ve been Four Freshmen
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| For almost twenty years
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| It isn’t that they’re stupid
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| Well a little, maybe so
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| They can’t afford to graduate
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| They’re making too much dough
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| In this whole wide world
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| Is there nowhere to send them
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| Is there no one place
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| We can tell them to go
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| Yeah!
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| Sailing Sailing, over the water blue
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| Hail the Kingston Trio
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| Cuba’s calling you-ou-ou-ou!
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| It takes a worried man
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| To sing a worried song
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| It takes a worried man
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| To sing a worried song
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| It takes a worried man
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| To sing a worried song
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| I’m worried now
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| But I won’t be worried long
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| We got the Kingston Trio
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| Some work on Cuba’s shores
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| They hung around Havana
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| To do a few encores
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| Castro said I like 'em
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| Let’s hang 'em up some more
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| Now he has all three
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| Hanging permanently
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| Hang down the Kingston Trio
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| Hang 'em from a tall oak tree
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| Eliminate the Kingston Trio
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| More money for you and me
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| Dion and the Belmonts
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| Are driving us to tears
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| Let’s send them up the river
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| For about a hundred years
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| While the kids are watching Dion singing about the stars
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| The Belmonts are out in the parking lot stealing hubcaps off
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| Of cars
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| Each time I steal a hubcap
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| It almost breaks my heart
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| Why do I steal a hubcap
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| Why do I have to start
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| Each night I ask the stars without fail
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| Why must I be a teenager in jail?
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| Where these groups all come from
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| We really do not know
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| But if they ever ask us
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| We will tell them where to go! |