Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Pay The Alligator, artist - The FlatlandersDate of issue: 31.12.2001
Song language: English
Pay The Alligator |
| Sheriff pulled me over and he started his jive |
| In a 20 mile zone I was doin 25 |
| Son keep your lead foot off the accelerator |
| If you don’t slow down you’ll have to Pay the Alligator |
| I was countin my money in the back of my store |
| IRS came a knockin at my door |
| He found me hidin down behind my own refrigerator |
| If you don’t pay me you gotta Pay the Alligator (whining — Not again!) |
| Pay the Alligator (Pay the Alligator) |
| Pay the Alligator (Pay the Alligator) |
| Might be sooner Might be later |
| One thing for sure you gotta Pay the Alligator |
| The afterlife come and it scared me half to death |
| I heard Saint Peter mutter underneath his breath |
| Take this bucket well talk about it later |
| You can paint the pearly gate or Pay the Alligator |
| Devil caught me lookin at the thermostat |
| I told him Id never touch nothin like that |
| He said shut the hell up and do what I say |
| Or you gonna have the alligator to pay |
| Order in the Court! |
| Suspect on the Stand! |
| He said he saw the witness with a whistle in his hand |
| The Judge said I hate to implicate the perpetrator |
| But if you jack with the Judge, you gotta pay the Alligator |
| Walk on razors and sleep on on nails |
| Talk like ducks and walk like quails |
| Go blindfolded backwards through the Disconbobulater |
| If you don’t do it right you gotta Pay the Alligator |