| Pick up your trumpet
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| Your plastic pretend trumpet:
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| Blow me your horn today
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| Pick up your tambourine
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| Your Fisher Price My First Tamborine:
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| Jingle and jangle today
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| Plug in your keyboard
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| Your symphonic sound samba Samsung:
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| Pick out a tune today
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| Turn off your radio
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| Shut away your stereo
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| Put away your discman
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| And play me a tune today:
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| I rub the peg-paste and the chalk in
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| Scrape and the wolf-notes start to grrr
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| I did a donkey’s back with fixed frog
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| And I martellato the slur
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| Through an open wound you watch the guts go
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| Cut cross the cat line, thick and thin
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| All overspun and rosined-up a slow stick trills me, trills me:
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| She varnished all around her F-holes;
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| Blue tape take aim, but the arms are too low
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| Legato look and sawing detache:
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| But you want to bust your bow
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| Bow down and wipe off, snap the case closed
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| Madame Professor says Well done
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| But an electric stroboscopic frequency meter’d say otherwise
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| I scratch harmonicas in half-position;
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| I pinch my e-string rat-a-tat;
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| I double stop on any open string;
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| Screw my G on up to B-flat |