| I slit my wrists with my Swingline
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| Copied myself 500 times
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| I pierced my ears with a 3-hole punch
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| Ate 12 dozen donuts for lunch
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| But next week I’m a walk, next week I’m a walk:
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| And the week after that I’m gonna run
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| I swam in an Olympic-size pool;
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| Had a picnic with a ventriloquist
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| Saw my brother coming up the hill:
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| He wrapped a beach towel round my wrist
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| So next week I’m a walk, next week I’m a walk:
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| And the week after that I’m gonna run
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| I dumped Surel for an older man;
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| Now I’m doing it for Dante
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| Gimme some of that nasty water
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| I’ll take it one sip at a time
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| So next week I’m a walk, next week I’m a walk:
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| And the week after that I’m gonna run
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| Next week I’m a walk:
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| And the week after that I’m gonna run
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| On one of those things:
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| It’s something like a treadmill I think
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| So next week I’m a walk, next week I’m a walk:
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| And the week after that I’m gonna run |