| My little sister had a glass of wine
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| No doubt a glass of wine too many
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| «I bet he’s out right now with his Nazi whore
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| That’s right, I said it, that’s what she is, and when he
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| Finally saunters back at three or four
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| Don’t let him in, put the chain on the door.»
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| But of course I’d let him in, the jerk
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| Now my silly little sister went to some vlachos coffee-grind reader
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| And had a gypsy glint in her eye when she’d smirk
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| «Since that’s how you feel, I know what to do
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| Make sure she gets fixed before she takes him from you.»
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| It’s a hot August night and my sister and I are creeping down south Halsted
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| A storefront past a storefront stoop and a moon
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| And a star and a placard that says Madame Maria’s
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| «Tell me your troubles
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| But five dollars first.»
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| That’s what she said
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| And of course, I thought the worst
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| Charlatan, phony
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| Fraud gypsy bitch whose Greek was bad and English was worse
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| I held tight to my purse
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| My sister did the talking and I looked down
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| And tapped my foot and sort of twisted on one heel
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| Madame pointed to corner
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| And twisted her shawl
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| Uncovered a dusty old crystal ball
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| I peered in despite myself
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| Somewhere on some love seat, my husband was there
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| Paying court to his mistress and stroking her hair
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| I saw it for myself
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| «I can’t believe it!» |
| I cried
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| Madame Maria said, «Well, I had a notion
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| So before you came in, I prepared half a potion
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| Now you must do the other half
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| I wrote you a list
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| You must get seven part-silver curses made special out of bullet bits by some
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| Pollock I know in Evergreen Park
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| And dip them in the potion and drop them in Buckingham Fountain at 3:
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| 13 on Friday morning
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| And then she’ll be gone, you’ll be rid of her!"
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| Quick, for the potion, we have to get three dozen crabapples that fell off a
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| raggedy old tree right in the southwestern corner of Columbus Park!
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| Faster, we have to go up to Caputo’s Produce and Fruit Market on Harlem and get
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| the garden snake that lives in the banana bin!
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| Hurry, we have to get the mercury out of the old thermometer they have through
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| the north-facing doors
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| To the left by the shoe-shine boys in the lobby of the Monadnock building!
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| And don’t be late, for you must get the silver out of the teeth of one George
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| Karmalitis
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| Who as we speak lies dead under a dirty wool blanket in the basement of the
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| morgue of Laretto hospital
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| The silver teeth of a man killed by a jealous wife!
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| I wasn’t always an old maid
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| I didn’t always walk down the street
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| And have the children yell at me «Spinny Spinny the Spinster»
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| And try to knock the hat off my head
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| I had a fiancee, or he led me to believe I’d soon be his fiancee
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| And I did believe him, as I had every reason to
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| And I’d put on my best dress and we’d go dance at all the dances
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| And I’d never let the boys from the barracks cut in
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| They’d come out of Great Lakes, usually straight from the farm anyway
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| And I’d never really let any of the country club beaus get a chance
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| Those cream-colored summer suits were never cut to my taste anyhow
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| And those Hyde Park fraternity fellas were out as a matter of course
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| I don’t enjoy a man in red, so certainly not maroon, that’s for sure
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| I only had eyes for my guy, see
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| But one night he had said he wouldn’t be able to take me
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| 'Cause he hurt his shoulder and had his arm in a sling
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| But I went anyway and saw him with another woman
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| And she was wearing his ring
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| The silver still smelled and smelted down quick into the copper or lead or
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| whatever else it was
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| And when the metal was still soft and hot you’d engrave the curse into it with
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| a stylus from an old whale bone
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| I thought for a second of what I might write
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| Something a little different, but with the right sort of spite
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| One of them asked panayia mou to make that blonde’s hair fall straight out
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| The potion was ready back at the apartment
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| And my sister and I mumbled and crossed ourselves when we dropped the curses in
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| them
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| And I thought of my husband
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| My husband and her
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| And I thought of me and him, of what we were
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| I thought of our wedding day
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| And I was happy, very simply happy
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| Do you hear it
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| A modest young woman’s simple contentment |
| It’s probably a sunny day, and I think it was
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| The birds were chirping
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| And I felt like I was dancing on air
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| But not very far off the ground
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| I wonder if I knew even then that things wouldn’t always be perfect
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| That one day he’d seek solace in the arms of another woman
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| And that to win him back, to win him back, I’d have to do this
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| On a hot August night everyone is asleep
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| But the crows were watching, witching and my temple was twitching
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| Twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch
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| Fountain, sweet fountain
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| Fountain, sweet fountain
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| Let your water react and turn the curses to fact and come true
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| Fountain, sweet fountain
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| Fountain, sweet fountain
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| Let your water react and turn the curses to fact and come true
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| And they do
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| The instant we dropped them in, our hearts started to race
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| And a wind came up off the lake; |
| make no mistake, we felt something released
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| out into the city
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| And I swore
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| And I swooned
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| As I swept back somehow to Austin, I don’t remember how
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| Scared of what I had wrought
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| But terrified, I didn’t get what I had sought
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| Oh Jimmy, where you been so long
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| Oh Jimmy, where you been so long
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| Oh Jimmy, where you been so long
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| Oh Jimmy, where you been so long
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| Oh Jimmy, where you been so long
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| Oh Jimmy, where you been so long
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| And as the clock struck eight the next morning
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| My husband was next to me with a smile on his face
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| And I looked, no blond hairs on his pajamas
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| And it was as if I had been awakened from a bad dream |