![Hasselhoff Cheeseburger - The Falcon](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/328475492993925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 17.03.2016
Record label: Red Scare
Song language: English
Hasselhoff Cheeseburger |
Grapple down the scaffolding like Hasselhoff dismantling |
The greasy mantle pieces and the cheesiest diseases |
Mangling a cheeseburger while rolling in your feces |
I’m a hairy, old Khaleesi, draggin' ass, draggin' on Overacting after all the audience is gone |
And repeating |
I used to catch that beating in the station wagon seating |
When my old man got that feeling |
I got in some trouble, trouble wrapped up in a baggie |
I’ll get you high and nekkid if you let me have your aggie |
Humpin up the Himalayas, saying someone’s shitty prayers |
Crime is closing in, this time the grime is piling up in layers |
All these players are just kids. |
I wonder where the grown-ups is Flapping lips, shiny scalps, jealous looks at ugly whelps |
And I’m shrinking. |
my self control is smitten |
Stinkin as I care less and less about the ending |
Baby, I just wanted to be lazy |
I only became a man because this ugly body made me Now I’m feeling faded and I’m fading |
It’s degrading |
And I hate it |
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