Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Big Surprise., artist - The ElmsDate of issue: 31.12.2000
Song language: English
The Big Surprise. |
| I am back. |
| This time, I’m the big surprise |
| And I’m hiding behind your sofa |
| I’m the culture shock. |
| Temporary block |
| And I’ll love you for the next five minutes |
| I’m your magazine, 'cos you read me clean |
| Without taking any time for pictures |
| I’m your hand grenade and your lemonade |
| 'Cos I’ll blow up and leave you soured |
| Find somebody with a working' car and drive them crazy, too |
| The big surprise is me! |
| I worked extra hard to pick your birthday card |
| You just threw it out and kept my money |
| I got up at six to make your favorite dish |
| So I sank when you said you weren’t hungry |
| Filed your tax return, let some candles burn |
| Played Mozart to make your plants grow |
| Then I clipped the trees, got down on my knees |
| Not to work, just to pray you’d see me |
| Find somebody who will paint your house, and gloss them over, too |