Lyrics Dear Sarah, - The Effort

Dear Sarah,

I started listing what I wanted off my chest
And counted the syllables
To see how it could flow out of my mouth
I took down names, pictures and events for evidence
All to prove how ludicrous your concept of free market is The elections ended and you faded from the limelight
Hightailed it back to Alaska where you
Could rule again in exile
Then retired from work
To work on a dividing book
That people bought and read just like
Your cover’s fake smile
Then I heard of a new convention
A tea party 450 miles from any ocean
Where your first lines were
Wear your first lines
«Thank you so much,
God bless you,
Thank you so much;
I am so proud to be an American!
Thank you so much for being here tonight.
Do you love your freedom?
If you love your freedom thank a vet,
Any of you here serving in uniform, past or present?
Raise your hand!
Thank you for our freedom!
God bless you guys,
We salute you, we honor you,
Thank you.
I am so proud to be an American,
Thank you, gosh, thank you.
Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan."
Now you think we’re all ready for another revolution
When you get paid 100 grand for sixty minutes of spewing
Whatever a five-fifty dollar seat wants to hear
They want a president with a good shot while holding a beer
You see National Security is knowing how to use a rifle
And raising children who cannot decipher
Their own views over their own mother’s voice
Because if she can raise a special child then the whole world
Well it should have no choice
I love tea, but I can deal with just drinking coffee,
If it means I’ll never have to deal with you again