| Matthew with the pug nose
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| Caught me with his sister in the wheatfield
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| Got a couple buddies
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| Tied me up and threw me in his Oldsmobile
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| I said «Matthew are you crazy?»
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| As he started closing in for the kill
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| Matthew slowed the Olds to 10
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| Left me here to die in Merrittville
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| There’s a game they play in the summertime
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| There’s a game they play when it’s hot outside
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| And I wonder why
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| They left me here in Merrittville
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| Sally with the narrow hips
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| Cut the rope and said that she could clear my head
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| She led me to the dirt path
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| All the way back to her daddy’s shed
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| I said, «Sally who’d believe
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| That we’d have to come so far for a thrill.»
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| Sally let me go that night
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| Weak, tired and spent in Merrittville
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| William with the holy book
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| Stopped me as I stumbled down the road today
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| He said «Get on your knees, boy
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| It’s time you learned the right way to pray»
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| I said «William, I had no idea
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| That the lord had such a will
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| William drove his point across
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| And left me here to burn in Merrittville |