| A yo
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| When he’s not engaged in FemDom
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| With his Friend’s Moms
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| He tried to get this nigga E
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| To drop some n-bombs
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| Factoid, had to take a day to pen psalms
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| That’s the only time he’s in a state of zen
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| Calm
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| Otherwise, he’s told he’s kind of antsy
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| No matter where I go a centerfold is tryna' pants me
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| He sent her to the store for rubbers and some thugger shit
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| Magnum XL?
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| Nah, lifestyle snugger fits, …hah
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| Yo damn shorty, yous a smugger prick
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| And nowadays he only mess with tree-hugger chicks
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| Natural type to trim her armpits with shrubbers
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| She be gettin' her cosmetics from the kitchen cupboard
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| That means that baby girl is dough efficient
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| She push the whips with the low emissions
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| It’s lookin' like a slower Christmas
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| And a thin Hanukkah
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| Tryna' get the bread
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| Before he has a skin yarmulke, …hah
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| Yo
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| A yo
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| Blaspheme
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| Ya mother and her ass cream
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| Same Lass
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| Had me smothered in my last dream
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| Roll the dice on Jasmine
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| Uncovered pipe tryst, no Yasmin (yikes!)
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| …hah, you still ignore me?
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| Thought it was a sore, but it feel a little warty
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| (I got genital warts now!)
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| Never heard a realer story
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| Rather dilatory
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| When applying his depilatory (Jesus Christ!)
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| Got a cumbersome 40 year old madame
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| Up under his shorty, but I ain’t mad at em
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| Told Adam and his seedy friend
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| Who’s real weedy
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| And only bumps EDM
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| See me when she got a dole for a capsule
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| Around the bend sneak it by the pole and the latch-pull
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| Cause Santa gave him coal in a satchel
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| Tryna' hit the goal before a hole’s in his natural
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| I’m comin' at you |