| Well good morning my friends, today we shall discuss the mushrooms | 
| How many of you like mushrooms? | 
| Ah yes, very nice, very good | 
| Now how many of you like psychedelic mushrooms? | 
| Alrighty let’s go find some | 
| Form a single line behind me, walk slow (follow me kids, come one now, come on), | 
| you can do this, let’s go | 
| What have these mushrooms all done to my mind? | 
| Running through the pines, my head feels wrapped in twine | 
| What have these mushrooms all done with my mind? | 
| Shrooms I won’t decline, wash them down with wine | 
| My life goes better with a mushroom | 
| I seem like I’m in a better mood when I’m on a mushroom | 
| Clouded up when I’m packing a boom clack, clack, kaboom | 
| Get the maniac sounds of I wanna fucking shrooma | 
| It’s bound to do ya, all I gotta say is oh no I’m staring at a gobo | 
| But it ain’t my name I don’t know my name so | 
| Why the fuck am I even tryna get a witness | 
| Nobody hangin' out with a weird muothafucker like this | 
| Like this, everybody make a fist | 
| That be the size of the shroom that I ate | 
| I am so high that I intoxicate, anybody looking at me in another way | 
| Gonna get a watermelon thrown at them, yep, yep I got em | 
| Oh f*ck can’t feel my nose I can’t feel my toes | 
| I’m gonna lay down on them, I’m in a full meltdown tripping on the way | 
| The tree blows and the way the wind caught them | 
| It’s time to come to grips I got a long time til I hit bottom, bottom | 
| Bottoming out on the trip and psychotically flowing on all the ju ju | 
| I’m not them, I’m proud enough to get up out of this chair | 
| I’m proud enough to stop pulling my hair | 
| I’m proud enough to get another mushroom outta my backpack | 
| Yo sitting right there, gonna sit back close my eyes | 
| For I gotta get a move on back to life | 
| This is the re-up and now is the time | 
| Mushrooms on my mind | 
| How many kinds of the mushrooms have you really ate? | 
| I focus on eight comfortable ones that are no correlate | 
| Yo, you never can’t tell when you eat them | 
| Poisonous or in salt don’t eat them, treat em, do a lil' bit of thought | 
| Freedom, freedom, fighter when I wanna fight, fight | 
| When I’m in the night shade and I know I gotta eat them, eat them | 
| I sit in my room and I bubble the water for tea | 
| Quicker to get in the blood stream, quicker to trip on the light beam | 
| Quicker to give it to y’all, «Dirtball you got me fucked up | 
| Why the fuck you do this to us, didn’t really wanna get this high | 
| Why you gots to make me fry», look man feel bad but it ain’t my fault | 
| I’m the one over here yo stuck in a vault | 
| Where the vault come from don’t know | 
| But I gotta put a halt to the mushroom gods | 
| Can’t see a mutha f*ckin' thing like I’m in a fog | 
| And nobody seemin to care that I’m dying a miserable death | 
| With no one to call, no one to call and nowhere to fall, nowhere to fall | 
| I’ll leave it to y’all, you too can be tall | 
| The thin or the fat, the big or the small, they call me the Ball | 
| I’m really the one that can give you the psilocybinic advice | 
| Now won’t that be nice? | 
| We party, we party we do it nonstop | 
| We party, we party until they call the cops | 
| We party, we party we keep it hardcore | 
| We party, we party, we party y’all | 
| We party, we party we do it nonstop | 
| We party, we party until they call the cops | 
| We party, we party we keep it hardcore | 
| We party, we party, we party y’all |