Lyrics They Call That Religion - The Devil Makes Three

They Call That Religion

They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well
Now he’s preaching just to buy jelly rolls
Old deacon jones he was a preaching king
Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing
Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
They call that religion (they call that religion)
They call that religion, but you know he’s going to hell when he dies
Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs
He was a friend of the president and everything
he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean
well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines
Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
They call the religion (they call that religion)
They call that religion, but you know he’s going to hell when he dies
Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same
He had the millionaires now playing his game,
He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well
follow me movie stars move objects with your mind
Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
They call that religion (they call that religion)
They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died