| Gather around you people now to the tale that I tell
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| About the last time my friend moved he decided to move to hell
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| They call it Crestline, California down there USA
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| 'Fore God in his wisdom burned it down one beautiful day
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| He could not sleep for restlessness, downtown he went
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| Where he ran into some rednecks looking to sexually experiment
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| Me and this man had a band once and we were called The Shapes
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| You probably never heard of us and that really is okay
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| We drank and we threw up sometimes we practiced and played
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| Our drummer couldn’t figure out whether he was straight or he was gay
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| We went on tour within walking distance of our house
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| Maybe that is why no one knew what our sound was all about
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| Thats why I say gather around you people now
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| Get your money out to lend
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| We’re all leaving town for good again
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| For good again
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| We’d drink up at the high school by the stairs on the hill
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| Everything looked beautiful with enough booze and pills
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| It was nice to know that no one in their right mind would drop by
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| Just bitch about some bull now and the lights lit up the sky
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| You’d never understand the things my friend Eric put us through
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| He had this Powerpoint presentation about this girl he wanted to do
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| Well now we were all such assholes but who was keeping score
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| Most the people who still hate us they don’t live here anymore
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| Thank God I don’t live here anymore
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| Thats why I say gather around you people now
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| Get your money out to lend
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| We’re all leaving town for good again
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| For good again
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| We lived in the house and it was down on Lincoln street
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| We payed the bills now and they turned out the heat
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| I lived up in the attic right above the bathroom
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| When I could pay my rent-man illegal drugs that’s exactly what I do
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| We barbecued in that alley until Paul poisoned me with raw meat
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| Sometimes I come home at 4 AM and go face down in the streets
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| It was a low level existence thats what you proper people’d say
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| But I wrote songs in that attic that I now get paid to play
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| So if you don’t like people who live in attics now might be the time to say
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| Cuz' everybody who is anybody, in my opinion
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| At one time lived in somebody’s hallway
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| Thats why I say gather around you people now
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| Get your money out to lend
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| We’re all leaving town for good again
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| For good again
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| Thats why I say gather around you people now
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| Get your money out to lend
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| We’re all leaving town for good again
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| For good again (3x) |