Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Bald , by - The Darkness. Song from the album The Platinum Collection, in the genre Хард-рокRelease date: 23.03.2008
Record label: Warner Music UK
Song language: English
Bald |
| It would appear that male pattern |
| baldness has set in his hair, at an alarming pace |
| running away from his face |
| he’s losing his virility |
| and now his masculinity |
| has been compromised |
| and his libido down-sized |
| Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
| not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| it’s not for me you understand |
| Bald, slap headed and hairless |
| bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me. |
| From what I have been reading |
| his scalp needs kneading |
| to stimulate each follicle |
| and reverse this diabolical |
| condition that’s afflicted he for years and has cruelly |
| repulsed each potential mate |
| and left him with a balding pate |
| Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
| not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| it’s not for me you understand |
| Bald, slap headed and hairless |
| bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me. |
| Sock it to me baby, yeah! |
| Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
| not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| it’s not for me you understand |
| Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh |
| not for me, not for me, heaven forbid |
| it’s not for me you understand |
| Bald, slap headed and hairless |
| bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me. |
| Thank God! |
| Bald, slap headed and hairless |
| bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me. |
| How? |