Lyrics Bald - The Darkness

Bald - The Darkness
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bald, artist - The Darkness. Album song The Platinum Collection, in the genre Хард-рок
Date of issue: 23.03.2008
Record label: Warner Music UK
Song language: English

Bald

It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he’s losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it’s not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me.
From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that’s afflicted he for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it’s not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me.
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it’s not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it’s not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me.
Thank God!
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be bald, well tonight thank God it’s him instead of me.
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