| I’m going back to church tonight
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| Just like back when I was eight
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| But I don’t mean to pray
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| I’m gonna nick a collection plate
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| I’ve got nothing against church
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| Only people that go there and show they’re
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| Plain ignorant and don’t understand
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| A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour
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| So many people are weak and then have to
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| Seek answers from pedlars of hope
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| I should know I used to go there myself
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| That’s the day I became antipope
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| There’s gonna be some fun tonight
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| Spreading news around the town
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| That the vicar’s a transvestite
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| With a fetish for robes and gowns
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| I’ve got nothing against church
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| Only people that go there and show they’re
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| Plain ignorant and don’t understand
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| A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour
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| So many people are weak and then have to
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| Seek answers from pedlars of hope
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| I should know I used to go there myself
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| That’s the day I became antipope
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| Religion doesn’t mean a thing
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| It’s just another way of being right wing
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| I think sex films are okay
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| I don’t dig that pope, no way
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| I’ve got nothing against church
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| Only people that go there and show they’re
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| Plain ignorant and don’t understand
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| A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour
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| So many people are weak and then have to
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| Seek answers from pedlars of hope
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| I should know I used to go there myself
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| That’s the day I became antipope |