| Our chance lies buried with the dinosaur bones
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| With the reluctant heroes and the moving statues
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| Our chance lies destined for the ocean floor
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| With the men overboard and the shopping trolleys
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| I am a psychologist to the psychologists
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| I am the silver moon, friend of the stars
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| I am not the chosen one
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| I can only do miracles when I‘m drunk
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| I’m not the world’s funniest clown
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| but I know how to make you laugh
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| Our chance lies destined for the cutting room floor
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| With the forgotten lines and the bits that weren’t funny
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| Our chance concertinaed on the hard shoulder
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| With the record players and the pen and paper
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| I am a psychologist to the psychologists
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| I am the silver moon, friend of the stars
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| I am not the chosen one
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| I can only do miracles when I’m drunk
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| I’m not the world’s funniest clown
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| But I know how to make you laugh
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| We’ve all got our sleeping giants
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| Vicious streaks we hide
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| It’s always the quiet ones
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| Einsteins in disguise
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| I am a psychologist to the psychologists
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| I am the silver moon, friend of the stars
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| I am not the chosen one
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| I can only do miracles when I’m drunk
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| I’m not the world’s funniest clown
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| But I know how to make you laugh |