| He was just a lonely tortoise looking for a home
|
| His tiny feet were blistered with the miles he had to Roam
|
| I found him in a pet shop
|
| On his cheek there was a tear
|
| And painted on his little back
|
| Was 20 pence to clear
|
| (CHORUS)
|
| He’s a faithful friend the tortoise
|
| He’ll love you till the end
|
| And you won’t need a person with a tortoise for a Friend
|
| I took him from the petshop, tied to a piece of string
|
| I’m sure that he was happy for I thoght I heard him
|
| Sing
|
| I took him to my sports car, we had manys the mile to Go
|
| I tied him to the bumper, he was grateful for the tow
|
| (CHORUS)
|
| In winter he would hibernate
|
| Yes, we’d both retire
|
| And when his feet, his tiny feet, got cold
|
| I’d place him on the fire
|
| In summer by the swimming pool
|
| I was so proud of him
|
| I’d throw him in, and then he’d sink
|
| I don’t think he could swim
|
| (CHORUS)
|
| Then came the day that’s coming to all creatures great
|
| And small
|
| A drunken driver hit my friend, he smashed himagainst a Wall
|
| When I arrived all I could find were little bits of Shell
|
| I made them into plectrums, I know my plectrums well |