| Well, my name is «Fingers Murphy» but my story’s seldom told
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| I massacre folk music with a yard of German plywood and a plectrum
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| I do requests-just the ones that have two chords in, And I disregard the rest
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| Na na nya na na na na na na nya etc. .
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| Well, I stand on stage the hero a martyr to me trade
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| And carry the reminders of all the gigs I’ve played in like the Irish Club-in
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| Luton
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| Where I fled in mortal fear-with the imprint of a Guinness bottle stamped
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| across my ear
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| Na na nya na na na na na na nya etc. .
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| Seeking twenty with expenses I went looking for a gig
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| Got no offers--just a come on from a groupie up in Neasden
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| I do declare--I was feeling rather randy so I had her then and there
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| Na na nya na na na na na na nya etc. .
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| Na na na-ya Na na na na na na na-ya
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| Na na na-ya Na na na na na na na-ya
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| Na na na-ya Na na na na na na na-ya
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| Well, I’ve sung the full tradition with my finger in my ear
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| Cause half the stuff I’m singin'-I just can’t bear to hear-it's a load of
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| cobblers
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| Bar after bar--to the rhythm of an out of tune Japanese guitar
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| Na na nya na na na na na na nya etc. .
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| Well, I met this great guitarist-I asked him for advice
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| But the message that he gave me--wasn't very nice or even civil
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| Stick it where--and if I did how could I tune it with it stuck way up there
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| Na na nya na na na na na na nya etc. . |