Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song A Scottish Holiday, artist - The Corries. Album song The Comedy Collection, in the genre Музыка мира
Date of issue: 31.12.2008
Record label: GB
Song language: English
A Scottish Holiday |
So you think you’re gaein' tae the north to spend a holiday |
'Cause you’re vaguely Scottish on your mither’s side |
And you’ve heard of ancient glories both renowned in song and story |
Kilts and haggis, Andy Stewart and the Clyde |
Ye go up by Crianlarich, it’s the gateway to the north |
And the scenery will please your eyes I’m sure |
Ye take oot your picnic basket 'cause the car has blown a gasket |
In the middle o' a place called Rannoch Moor |
So you telephone the garage listed in the tourist guide |
That was published for you by the R.A.C |
But by design, or by intention, or, they just forget to mention |
That the garage closes doon for half past three |
So you’re towed behind this tractor tae a corrugated shed |
That’s surrounded by farm implements and carts |
And you scratch your head and wonder why you ever bought a Honda |
'Cause they’ll have to send to Tokyo for the parts |
So you board the train for Oban and you get the boat to Mull |
Feeling like you’ve had a night upon the tiles |
Ye pay twenty pence for coffee with a tang o' diesel oil |
Your experience in the swindle o' the isles |
But your pulse begins to quicken at the thought of berry-pickin' |
So you take a trip to 'Gowrie for a spell |
Wi' some wellies o' your mothers that she bought in Ali Brothers |
And a Gideon bible pinched frae yer hotel |
So you’re standing picking rasps being stung to death by wasps |
The midges and the clegs are making free |
And the bairns have ate the berries and contracted dysentery |
'Cause last week they sprayed the crop with DDT |
So you’re headin' back to Birmingham more waterlogged than tanned |
But no signs of habitation can you see |
When you thought you were in Berwick you were actually in Lerwick |
'Cause some vandal changed the signpost in Dundee |
Clegs — horseflies |