| Randomboy was the last represent
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| He stepped forward as cool, calm and collected as ever
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| Yo, two one check mic
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| Uh, watch me spark my verse
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| By kicking my opening line in reverse for these customers
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| Could I interest you in a little shot of neuro-linguistic programming
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| Woah, this beat is banging
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| Oh, let me not leave you hanging
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| Right now you feeling very very lovely
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| You’re bouncing around all lively and bubbly, it might very well be something
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| I said that got you all super-charged like this
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| Bouncing up and down like a bunch of grass-hoppers
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| The one observing the crowd like an antropologist
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| From inside this big old megalopolith
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| Is trying his best to help you all feel marvellous
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| So if you’re not feeling this I’m not sure what the problem is
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| Uh
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| The crowd erupted magnificently. |
| There was absolutely no doubt at all who the
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| winner was. |
| Shabang then activated a special complimentary multi-line upgrade,
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| and Randomboy found himself met by a gorgeous floating ovation.
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| The temporary upgrade began to wear off gently as Randomboy rose up above the
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| masses. |
| All the way up, into Shebang’s enormous luxury cruiser. |
| The cruiser
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| then set off towards Randomboy’s new mystery destination |