| I was shopping for a suit the other day
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| And walked into the department store
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| Stepped on the elevator and
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| Told the girl, dry goods floor
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| When I got off
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| A salesman was coming up to me
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| He said, now, what can I do for you
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| I said, well, go in there and
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| Show me all the sports clothes
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| Like you’re supposed to He said, well, sure
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| Come on in, buddy
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| Dig these fabrics
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| We got laid out on the shelf
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| He said, pick yourself out one
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| Try it on, stand in the mirror
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| And dig yourself
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| That suit’s pure herringbone
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| Yeah, that’s a suit I’d like to own
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| Buddy, that suit is you
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| Yeah, I believe it too
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| I see for the business man
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| You feature the natural shoulder
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| That retail, wholesale indeed
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| It’s got the custom cuffs
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| And the walking short
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| He said, and I’m gonna
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| Let you have at a steal
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| And for the playboy
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| You have the latest in tweed
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| With the cutaway flap over twice
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| It’s a box-back
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| Two button western model
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| He said, now ain’t that nice
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| Them buttons are solid gold
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| You made a deal, sold
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| That collar’s pure camel hair
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| Well, you can just set that
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| Right there on that chair
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| Now you go back there
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| And you get that paper and
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| Let me sign on the dotted line
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| And I’ll make sure I get all
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| My payments in right on time
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| Hey, wait a minute, buddy
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| Let me go back there and
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| Do a little checking on you
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| Then the man, he come back
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| He said, I’m sorry, my man
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| But your credit didn’t go through
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| Why, what you mean
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| Ain’t this a shame
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| My heart’s in pain
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| Pure, pure herringbone
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| That’s a suit you’ll never own
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| Mmm, Lord have mercy
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| (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
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| I got a good job
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| Sweeping up every day |