| They offered me the office, offered me the shop
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| They said I’d better take anything they got
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| Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
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| Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop?
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| Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
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| Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
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| Career opportunity, the ones that never knock
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| I hate the army and I hate the R.A.F.
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| I don’t wanna go fighting in the tropical heat
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| I hate the civil service rules
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| I won’t open a letter bomb for you
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| Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
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| Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
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| Career opportunity, the ones that never knock
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| Bus driver, ambulance man
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| Ticket inspector, I don’t understand
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| They’re gonna have to introduce conscription
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| They’re gonna have to take away my prescription
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| If they wanna get me making toys
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| If they wanna get me, well, I got no choice
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| Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
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| Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
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| Career opportunity, the ones that never knock
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| Career, career, career
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| And I’m never gonna knock |