| The Real Old Mountain Dew | 
| Beside a hill there is a still | 
| Where the smoke runs up to the sky; | 
| You ean always tell by the whiff and the smell | 
| That the liquor boys are nigh | 
| That the liquor boys are nigh | 
| That the liquor boys are nigh | 
| You ean always tell by the whiff and the smell | 
| That the liquor boys are nigh | 
| This mountain dew is made from grain | 
| And mixed with water pure | 
| And the alcohol that it eontains | 
| Will all your troubles cure | 
| Will all your troubles cure | 
| Will all your troubles cure | 
| And the alcohol that it contains | 
| Will all your troubles eure | 
| AII learned men who use the pen | 
| Have writ its praises high; | 
| It fills the air with perfume rare | 
| Distilled with wheat and rye | 
| Distilled with wheat and rye | 
| Distilled with wheat and rye | 
| It fills the air with perfume rare | 
| Distilled with wheat and rye | 
| Away with pills,'twill cure the ills | 
| Of Pagan, Christian and Jew | 
| Off with your coat and wet your throat | 
| With the real old mountain dew | 
| With the real old mountain dew | 
| With the real old mountain dew | 
| Off with your coat and wet your throat | 
| With the real old mountain dew | 
| So before we roll won’t you have another bowl | 
| Of the good old mountain dew? | 
| Of the good old mountain dew? | 
| Of the good old mountain dew? | 
| Of the good old mountain dew? | 
| Of the good old mountain dew? | 
| So before we roll won’t you have another bowl | 
| Of the good old mountain dew? | 
| WE DO |