Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Guys Like Me, artist - The Chicharones. Album song When Pigs Fly, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопDate of issue: 07.11.2005
Record label: Camobear
Song language: English
Guys Like Me |
| At first sight you made my jaw drop, my heart skip a beat |
| I thought I could fall in love but she won’t speak to me |
| I guess you think you’re better, huh? |
| Oh yeah I get it |
| Let me exit, sorry, didn’t mean to offend you with my presence |
| Tentatively on the road to be the highest man rejected (As predicted) |
| I’mma deal with nothing, sick of women fronting |
| F it, I’mma let it be and get my head in the right direction |
| Instead of chasing women that’s out of my league |
| And focus on getting me better yo |
| Made a simple mistake by thinking this girl would be cool |
| She? |
| everyone’s all the other girls they need too |
| Now I’m feeling embarrassed, now it’s apparent what my eyes couldn’t see |
| That girls like her don’t like guys like me |
| I’m a virus in your Friendster, I’m a Pentium freak |
| That’s why chatroom chicks don’t like guys like me |
| Hitting hard parties head banging Judas Priest |
| Uber art star girls want me out of this piece |
| Well I never made the team but when I did I rode the bench |
| Go up to your house just to practice my French |
| «Ou est la salle de bains, la toilette? |
| Quelle? |
| merci» |
| That’s why foreign speaking women don’t like guys like me |
| I read books and cook, I don’t hook up cause of looks |
| Got a hook nose, one elf ear, and a sneer when I pose |
| I don’t like cheap sentiment, not into doing flowers |
| But I will work my magic, wash your back up in these showers |
| You aren’t subject to my power cause you only see the surface |
| You don’t dip into the workers cause you know it makes you nervous |
| So you shallow dive in still waters and still it comes from the |
| Same source that runs into your sons and daughters |
| You’re a strange dame, see I gotta be honest and maintain |
| In the first place, I don’t skirt-chase or play games for gain |
| Can’t get it through my brain why it might be |
| That girls like you don’t like guys like me |
| I come up to your chest if you’re six foot three |
| Tall girls like that don’t like guys like me |
| She thinks it is so nineties to be an MC |
| Hip girls like her don’t get guys like me |
| Oh you’re a rapper? |
| You ain’t on MTV |
| Teenage girls don’t like guys like me |
| When it’s time to pay for dinner, I slip out like the breeze |
| That’s why little Miss Rich don’t like pricks like me |
| Beneath every tragedy a miracle lies |
| Now all of a sudden they got a thing for this little really cool guy |
| And you know that I know that I believe in miracles |
| But the data don’t add up, matter fact it seems criminal |
| Cause just the other day you were laughing (laughing) |
| I guess I wasn’t anything to brag with (brag with) |
| It used to be that I was always dragging (dragging) |
| But now I’m pulling birds fit for bragging |
| The summer dress pop with it |
| Cock locked did it, spied her sitting by herself |
| And sending fire (heat) admire (me) |
| I’m gonna try to bring it thinking something’s finally changed |
| In the end I got the girl but it felt kinda strange (like me) |
| Feel like caught between? |
| so grimy |
| Got myself a stalker, but she can’t find me |
| Oh you get to travel the around the world for free? |
| And now girls like her like guys like me |
| I been into loving nudity since pre-puberty |
| Now even the waitress says I got a cute ID |
| Now I’m getting napkin notes that say please write me |
| That’s why girls like you do like guys like me |
| Funny isn’t it? |
| Ha ha, who’s laughing now? |