| Hello boys and girls, my name is FatLip,
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| And this is my friend Sammy the Salmon.
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| What 'do?
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| Today, we're going to teach you some fun facts about salmon,
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| And a brand new dance.
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| Let me introduce to you a brand new dance,
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| I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance.
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| It's not complicated, it's not too hard,
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| You don't even have to be a hip hop star.
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| See anyone can do it, all you need is style,
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| Listen up peep gang, I'ma show you how:
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| Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems,
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| And shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream!
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| I'll float up stream
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| You know how we do it, you know how we do it
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| Again.
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| All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water
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| And part of their life in salt water
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| Wow, very interesting.
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| We change round a couple of days after spawning
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| Then we die
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| When I first did the Salmon, all the people just laughed.
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| They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
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| I heard somebody say out loud "what the fuck is that?"
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| "This nigga's dancin like a fish while he's doin' the snap"
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| But the more I kept doing it the more they were feelin' it,
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| And then I heard some bitches say "yo that niggas killin' it".
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| By the end of the night, everyone was on my team,
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| And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floatin' up stream!
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| I'll float up stream
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| You know how we do it, you know how we do it
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| Again.
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| Most of our friends find their home waters by sense of smell
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| Which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear
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| Wow
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| My family also rely on ocean currents, tides
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| The gravitational pull of the moon
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| I'm floatin' upstream again
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| The moon? |
| Fish pay attention to the moon? |
| Wow. |
| Who knew?
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| Did you know?
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| What?
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| That I could go to Japan, and back.
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| You're kidding me. |
| Amazing. |
| Jeez.
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| Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing
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| And the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn
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| Wow what a shame, what a shame
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| Huh?
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| Woah
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| Wow. |
| Hey s-kids, hey give it up for s-Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance
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| Huh? |
| Whadda ya say? |
| Alright
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| Who's hungry? |