| Mum stole my darts
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| I left 'em in her car
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| She smoked the whole pack
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| And won’t pay me back
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| Dad stole me buds
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| I know he took some
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| He took the biggest nug
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| He’s taxed his own son
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| My Nan stole my car
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| She drove it real far
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| She crashed into a tree
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| And she stole my keys
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| The cops stole my drinks
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| They poured 'em down the sink
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| I went and bought some more
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| And I threw up on the floor
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Mum stole my darts
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| She kicked me up the ass
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| She drained my goon sack
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| And won’t pay me back
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
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| Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi |