Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tequila (from Pee Wee's Big Adventure), artist - The Champs.
Date of issue: 30.11.2008
Song language: English
Tequila (from Pee Wee's Big Adventure) |
I was at the bar with my drinkin team |
It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean |
We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y’all |
When in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval |
We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin |
Her come da police, Captain Tom Collins |
And the rapper said freeze |
He said «hands in the air and hand over your keys» |
Now we did, and that was kinda simple |
Now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple |
I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita |
He said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn’t wanna meet her |
So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer |
I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver |
Now Im not one for a speech |
But there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y’all |
Tequila |
Te-Te-Te — Tequila |
Tequila |
Here we go again and Im not fussin |
See I’m a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians |
At the bar with a drink in my hand |
In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man |
I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he’s distinguished |
His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english |
He said «you'd better think fast |
Cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass» |
He gave me some advice and it went like this: |
«catch the night train and head up to 'cisco» |
I didn’t wanna stick around |
I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Grey Hound |
Now I’m at the Red Zone, everybody’s stylin' |
Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island |
I blacked out and the party came to a halt |
Cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y’all |
Tequila |
Te-Te-Te — Tequila |
Tequila |
I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie |
The Tequila Gold Label had bombed me |
You see I woke up late and wasn’t feelin' so great |
And Mike said there’s a Bicardi party startin' at eight |
Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games |
We played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles & James |
Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill |
Because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill |
They took her $ 1000 mink and she could barely think |
Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink |
Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental |
There’s a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental |
A groupie is a girl that jocks |
She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks |
We had a fake marriage, now here’s to honeymoon |
Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon |
Now everybody take a word from the wise |
A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise |
Tequila |
Te-Te-Te — Tequila |
Tequila |
Tequila |
Te-Te-Te — Tequila |
Tequila |