| When Jason was at the table
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| I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
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| Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
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| Because he was totally texting me like all night last night
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| And I don’t know if it’s a booty call or not
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| Sooo… like what do you think?
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| Did-Did you think that girl was pretty?
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| How did that girl even get in here?
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| Did you see her?
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| She’s so short and that dress is so tacky
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| Who wears cheetah?
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| It’s not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
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| After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
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| I really need one
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| But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
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| Can you guys help me pick a filter?
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| I don’t know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
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| I wanna look tan
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| What should my caption be?
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| I want to be clever
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| How about «Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE»
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| I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
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| Do you think I should take it down?
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| LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
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| Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
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| What a creep
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| Is that guy sleeping over there?
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| Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
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| That’s so ratchet.
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| That girl is such a fake model
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| She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
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| Who goes out on Mondays?
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| OK, let’s go take some shots
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| Oh no (uh), I feel like I’m gonna throw up
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| Oh wait, nevermind I’m fine
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| Let’s go dance
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| There’s no vodka at this table
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| Do you know anyone else here?
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| Oh my god, Jason just texted me
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| Should I go home with him?
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| I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE
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| (selfie repeating build)
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| LET ME TAKE A SELFIE LET ME TAKE A SELFIE |