Lyrics Sportsman - The Busters

Sportsman

The tie-break makes me nervous
My nerves are made of steel
If i would have the racket
I would make the deal
Splish-splash into the pool
These guys swim far too slow
This is not a bathtub
That’s what i would let them know
I’m a sportsman and i never lose
No game is too rough, no race is too tough
I’m a sportsman, can’t you see?
I’m the champion in front of my tv screen
I survive all accidents
On the grand prix race and track
Even if a car explodes
It’s just a little gag
They sometimes need some doping
It’s controls that they fear
But i don’t need those dirty tricks
I rather drink my beer
I’m a sportsman and i never lose
No game is too rough, no race is too tough
I’m a sportsman, can’t you see?
I’m the champion in front of my tv screen
Shooting goals for victory
It’s the job i would never fail
The silver for the losers
Send them all to jail
I’m a sportsman and i never lose
No game is too rough, no race is too tough
I’m a sportsman, can’t you see?
I’m the champion in front of my tv screen