| Gareth Southgate stood on the spot
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| Couldn’t believe the chance he got
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| He’d be a hero with one toe punt
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| But sent it at the keeper oh what a cunt
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| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING HOME
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| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME, HE’S GOING HOME
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| SOUTHGATE’S GOING HOME — OH NO HE’S MISSED THE BUS
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| Should he hit to the left
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| Should he hit to the right
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| Don’t really matter coz he was shite
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| That’s the way our luck goes
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| Couldn’t see the ball coz of the size of his nose
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| If I score this it’ll be a killer
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| Coz they won’t let me at Aston Villa
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| Didn’t take a run up for the kick
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| Even me mum thinks I’m a prick
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| DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE
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| BUT HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY
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| SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN
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| WHEREVER WE MAY BE
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| COZ HE MISSED THE FUCKING PENALTY |