| Every girl from here to Soho,
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| Loves to tell me things I don’t know.
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| Beautiful and smart, and not good for me,
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| At all.
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| All your boyfriends go to film school,
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| Nathan was in plays in high school, (how 'bout that?)
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| Me? |
| I’m going to play the imbecile, who,
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| Who keeps choosing you,
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| Even though you’re bi-polar and you’re selfish: I hate you! |
| Ahhh!
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| Everyone is better than me, I think,
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| Everyone is better than, better than me,
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| Everyone is better than, better than me,
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| Hey, hey! |
| Oh, hey!
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| Look what you’ve done, now I’m a mess,
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| Today I even thought I’d wear a dress,
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| It’s beautiful, so smart and no good for me,
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| At all…
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| Yeah!
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| Everyone is better than me, I think,
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| Throw your hands up if you agree with me,
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| Now everyone is better than me, I think,
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| Everyone is better than, better than me.
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| Better than, Ooooh hey, come on now!
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| Oh, oh!
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| Whoah, whoah!
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| Whoah!
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| (So won’t you go?) |