Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mr Apollo, artist - The Bonzo Dog Band. Album song The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse, in the genre Музыка мираMr Apollo |
| I have seen Mr. Apollo |
| Uproot trees with his bare hands |
| I have seen Mr. Apollo’s |
| Body-building plan |
| He’s the strongest man |
| The world has ever seen |
| And if you take his courses |
| He’ll make you big and rough |
| And… and you can beat up bullies |
| Till they cry «Oh, lor', oh crikey |
| Let go, you rotter! |
| Don’t punish me!» |
| When you’re tough (You're very fit) |
| Your voice is gruff (It sounds like grit) |
| You are so strong (And proud of it) |
| Thanks to Mr. Apollo |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows he’s the greatest benefactor of mankind |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind |
| You know! |
| You know! |
| He’s the strongest man |
| The world has ever seen |
| And if you take his courses |
| He’ll make you big and rough |
| And… And you can kick the sand |
| Right back in their faces! |
| Kick! |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
| When you’re tough (You're very fit) |
| Your voice is gruff (It sounds like grit) |
| You are so strong (And proud of it) |
| Thanks to Mr. Apollo |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows he’s the greatest benefactor of mankind |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind |
| Yes, just give me ten years of your life |
| And I’ll trade in that puny flab for living muscle |
| A physique you deserve! |
| Strong! |
| Chest and shoulders to hold your shirt up! |
| (He can do it for you!) |
| Five years ago I was a four-stone apology… |
| Today I am two separate gorillas! |
| No tiresome exercises! |
| No tricks! |
| No unpleasant bending! |
| Wrestle poodles and win! |
| Play beach ball! |
| Shave your legs! |
| (He can do it for you!) |
| Lope over walls! |
| Tease people! |
| Brush them aside as though they were matchsticks! |
| Impress your friends! |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows he’s the greatest benefactor of mankind |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows he’s the greatest benefactor of mankind |
| Follow Mr. Apollo |
| Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind |
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