| Folks here’s a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher,
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| She was a red hot hoochie coocher,
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| She was the roughest, toughest frail,
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| but Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.
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| Ho-dee ho-dee ho Ho-dee ho-dee ho Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi Hey-dee hey
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| Hey-dee hey
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| Whoah
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| Whoah
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| She messed around with a bloke named Smokey.
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| She loved him though was cokie,
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| he took her down to Chinatown
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| and he showed her how to kick the gong around.
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| Hey-dee hey-dee hey
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| Hey-dee hey-dee hey
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| Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
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| Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
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| Ay yi yi yi yi yi-oh
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| Ay yi yi yi yi yi-oh
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| Whoah
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| Whoah
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| She had a dream about the King of Sweden,
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| He gave her things that she was needin',
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| He gave her a home built of gold and steel,
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| a diamond car with the platinum wheel.
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| Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi Hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi-dee hi Hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey
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| Hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey-dee hey
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| He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses,
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| Each meal she ate was a dozen courses,
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| She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes,
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| She sat around and counted them all a million times.
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| Hi-dee hi-dee hi Hi-dee hi-dee hi Whoah
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| Whoah
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| Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min. |