| I’m going totally round the bend
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| I don’t want to see my friends
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| I don’t want to see my mad friend
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| Because he’s driving me insane
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| I don’t want to see my friends
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| I’m going totally round the bend
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| Earlier on today I tried to walk down the street
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| But my feet kept *slipping* on the pavement
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| I find myself at 90 degrees to the rest of the world
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| It’s not much fun you can take it from me
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| I’m not having too good a time
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| There’s people worse off than me,
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| Don’t think I don’t realise that,
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| But I’m going round the bend again
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| The last thing I wanna do is see my friends again
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| I’m going quitely round the bend again
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| I try to function as a normal human being
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| I washed my car earlier on this evening
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| And now I’m trying to get it together to cook a little meal
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| Before I go for a drink with my friends
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| But I’ve got no food, I’ve got no time to go to the supermarket
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| It’s more I get confused when I get there
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| People walking past see the green *trees* outside
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| They see a nice little flat and imagine the person inside
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| Is having a great old time
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| Well I wish I was having a *good* a time as They possibly imagine that I’m having
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| All I wanna do is go far away
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| And see things I’ve never seen before
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| Like the Pyramids
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| They weren’t built in a day you know
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| Those 4th dynasty pyramids
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| Just don’t fit into the equation
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| But I’m so paranoid
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| I can’t even make it to the supermarket
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| Let alone go to Egypt
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| To see my favourite pyramid
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| Now I’m going to go round to Robin’s
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| And try to eat some food there
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| He’s just said he’s had a glass of red wine
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| So I might have mine
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| I listened to the Beach Boys just a minute ago
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| 'Wild Honey' it’s not their best album
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| but it’s still pretty good
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| They’ve got some funny little love songs on there
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| But its not mainly a Brian Wilson production
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| So it’s probably not as good as something like 'Pet Sounds'
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| I’m going totally round the bend
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| I don’t wanna see my friends again
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| I just want to be left alone
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| And never bothered ever again
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| Never again, never again, never again
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| ever again, ever again |