| Brian Matthew: The next few minutes, we’re in the lap of the gods and the hands
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| of the Beatles. |
| In my young days, when I was a lad, they used to have actors in films and now that they--
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| Paul: Yes?
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| John: Hey! |
| Listen!
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| Paul: It’s all changed, now, Brian. |
| They’re not doing that, no actors.
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| John: It’s all changed, now.
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| Brian: But this is what I wonder. |
| In those days, the actors used to say their
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| best bits were left on the cutting room floor. |
| Did you find that?
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| John: No, no, no, those were the good bits in the film. |
| You should have seen
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| the rest.
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| Brian: Yes?
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| John: Rubbish!
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| Brian: Was it, really?
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| John: Even worse, yes.
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| Brian: Who was worst?
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| John: Oh, Paul.
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| Brian: I see.
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| Paul: I think John was about the worst.
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| John: No, it was you.
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| Paul: Oh, Ringo was very good. |
| He was. |
| He’s a good lad.
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| Brian: He was. |
| They’re saying he’s a new Charlie Chaplin. |
| Do you think that’s
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| right?
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| John: He was miming.
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| Paul: You, too, with Jason.
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| John: Oh, yes, he’s an old one. |
| Okay, Ring?
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| Brian: Beginning to look like that. |
| Now, then--
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| Ringo: All right, John. |
| Can you hear me?
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| Paul: Can you hear him? |
| Hello!
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| Brian: Not really. |
| I hope not. |
| I hope not!
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| John: We brought you the flowers, Ring.
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| Brian: He’s not allowed to talk.
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| Ringo: Eh?
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| John: We brought you the flowers.
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| Ringo: Oh, good.
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| John: And the grapes.
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| Ringo: Oh, I like grapes.
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| Paul: He likes grapes.
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| George: We’ve been to Portugal.
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| Brian: Guess who’s, guess who’s top of the pops in Portugal, then.
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| All: Who?
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| Brian: Los Beatles.
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| John: Los Beatles? |
| Great, great laugh.
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| Brian: I don’t suppose you know the title of your film in Portuguese?
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| John: No. Crinsk dee Night?
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| Brian: Could be. |
| Let’s hear the number, shall we?
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| John: Right. |