| I’m a pleasure seeker, shoppin' for a new distraction
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| I’m a pleasure seeker, lookin' for some platinum action
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| I’m a pleasure seeker, movin' to the muzak
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| I’m a pleasure seeker, lookin' for the real thing
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| Chandalabra’s in a wonderbra
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| Dress Barn runway, a real draw
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| Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill
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| I’m at the mall on a diet pill
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| Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
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| Yes you did, yes you did
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| Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
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| Yes you did, yes you did
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| The Taco Tiki Hut is where we ought to meet
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| Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
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| Oh honey, is it all about money?
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| Hey Lady
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| What?
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| What lady?
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| That lady?
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| No!
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| Private property, hippy be quiet
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| Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot
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| Faster, faster, can’t get enough
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| What the hell will I do with this stuff?
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| I’m your daytime waitress at the Taco Tiki Hut
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| I’m your daytime waitress here’s your stupid 7-Up
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| You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator
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| You blew me off and now you’ve lost the real thing
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| Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
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| Yes you did, yes you did
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| Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
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| Yes you did, yes you did
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| You know fashion frenzy
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| (Panic at the funplex)
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| Gets me higher and higher
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| No will power and my wallet’s on fire
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| (Panic at the funplex)
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| Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher
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| No will power and my wallet’s on fire
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| Oh, broke my heart
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| Oh, broke my heart
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| Panic at the funplex
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| Faster, Faster, Thrill, Thrill
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| Too much to do
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| It’s time for a pill
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| Oh, broke my heart
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| Panic at the funplex
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| Misery at the funplex
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| And there’s too much sex
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| The world is going to hell!!!
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| (Panic at the FunPlex)
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| And WHAT is that HORRIBLE Smell???
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| Faster, faster, thrill, thrill
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| Too much to do
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| It’s time for a pill |